Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically
shakespeareintellectualbadass:
So we made tumblrs.
yah he really put his soul into it
oh my god

um
X.
22.
I obsess over little things.
shakespeareintellectualbadass:
So we made tumblrs.
yah he really put his soul into it
oh my god
Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.
Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.
A+ acting, would cackle again.
I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif.

she loved you wildly and freely, kisses through laughter and dancing at her graduation, stepping on your feet on purpose to reach your lips, her body close and her words perfect in your ears and every breath you breathed together a symphony: she loved you until she didn’t. you would think the years of loss would have prepared you for your first failed love, but you don’t have to watch the dead move on, and smile and laugh at other people, and kiss them, and that makes all the difference in the world. (but you were happy until you weren’t.)
pausing minecraft to share something i just realised i need
is there fic out there of the dursleys meeting for the first time? and falling in love and junk? petunia and vernon are Bad Characters, i know, but they’re still characters and they’re married and i want to know what started that relationship and i want to see how in love they were and i want them to bond over their hatred for people who are different and just
lies down
“i want them to bond over their hatred for people who are different and just” Me Too
wow yeah I would absolutely read fic about the Dursleys’ courtship that shit would be hilarious
theres information about it on pottermore!
“Harry’s aunt and uncle met at work. Petunia Evans, forever embittered by the fact that her parents seemed to value her witch sister more than they valued her, left Cokeworth forever to pursue a typing course in London. This led to an office job, where she met the extremely unmagical, opinionated and materialistic Vernon Dursley. Large and neckless, this junior executive seemed a model of manliness to young Petunia. He not only returned her romantic interest, but was deliciously normal. He had a perfectly correct car, and wanted to do completely ordinary things, and by the time he had taken her on a series of dull dates, during which he talked mainly about himself and his predictable ideas on the world, Petunia was dreaming of the moment when he would place a ring on her finger.
“When, in due course, Vernon Dursley proposed marriage, very correctly, on one knee in his mother’s sitting room, Petunia accepted at once. The one fly in her delicious ointment was the fear of what her new fiancé would make of her sister, who was now in her final year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Vernon was apt to despise even people who wore brown shoes with black suits; what he would make of a young woman who spent most of her time wearing long robes and casting spells, Petunia could hardly bear to think.
“She confessed the truth during a tear-stained date, in Vernon’s dark car as they sat overlooking the chip shop where Vernon had just bought them a post-cinema snack. Vernon, as Petunia had expected, was deeply shocked; however, he told Petunia solemnly that he would never hold it against her that she had a freak for a sister, and Petunia threw herself upon him in such violent gratitude that he dropped his battered sausage.”
Casual reminder that the cast of the films wanted to do live action reenactments of most of these shorts

Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
Okay can we just talk for a second about how Mrs. Weasley made Harry a Weasley sweater after having only met him once, just because Ron wrote her and told her that Harry wasn’t expecting to get any presents for Christmas?
If you don’t love Molly Weasley you’re wrong.
helenabonhamcartergotdrunkand:
The Golden Trio- Throughout The Years
this is scaring the shit our of me
#notice how their facial expressions gradually get darker every time #jUST LIKE THE MOVIES