thebatwiggler

Boooooo.

1. I have a good idea what Four Lokos would do to me, but never actually experienced it. Surprisingly, I think I’m one of the only people out of all my friends who hasn’t had it yet.
2. It’s surprising because the drink is basically caffeine, sugar, and alcohol—all of my favorite things. …I don’t know why I haven’t tried it yet.
3. Most of my friends are guys. I’m pretty sure that if we one day go to a strip club, it’s going to be a normal women’s strip club. *sad face*
4. I’m pretty emotionally distant from my siblings. And most of reality.
5. Maybe crazy-loyal though. Which makes me sound a little biased, but… unhealthy amounts. Anyway.
6. My family went on a two-month roadtrip once. It was fantastic.
7. The van we used to have must’ve been really creepy looking though. White. Had curtains installed and drawn shut. Probably kind of beat up looking.
8. Yeah, my friend with the ass, I’m friends with his girlfriend too.
9. I had a stupid crush on the jerk since high school.
10. I kind of had an opening when they broke up in high school. Things didn’t look good and I don’t remember the details, but I had to suck it up and her (and him/them? I can’t remember if I talked to him about it too) and tell them to get back together, because all couples have their fights once in a while. Guess I have a crush on them more as a couple than I do as them as them. They’re both awesome together.