SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
Douche:
hey
Nice girl:
Douche:
HEY
Nice girl:
what?
Douche:
you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl:
excuse me?
Douche:
yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl:
isn't that a label they put on small objects?





